Former Banker offering financial projections for dirt-cheap

2 points

5 years ago

Hey guys, I am offering custom financial projection/forecasting/budgeting services for startup founders! After about two years of fucking off and doing nothing productive, I feel it’s time to be productive again.

So now I am selling my services to people who are starting start ups, started start ups, or want to start start ups.

DM me with your company details. I will provide a high level financial forecast for you. We can get as granular as you’d like. I am potentially open to phone calls/zoom calls for custom requests but please don’t waste my time and have me figuring out your budget for you. I expect you, and any serious founder to have a good grasp of your finances, which includes knowing all of the expenses your business will incur (shocking i know, but many “founders” I’ve spoken with haven’t done their research).

I am charging a flat fee of 200 dollars for the standard set of projections and an additional 50/hr for custom requests, and I will give you an upfront estimate on how many hours I believe the required task will take before you agree to pay. Just send me a detailed explanation of what it is you want to track/analyze/graph and what your use case would be. Standard projections will be delivered in NO LESS THAN 3 days. Custom requests will naturally take longer, and I will give you upfront, (mostly) accurate projections on how much time I think it’ll take me.

My service agreement includes a boilerplate NDA (ripped from rocket lawyer), but if you have your own version of an NDA that you’d like me to sign, that is completely fine.

SO please DM me if you need financial projections, or want more information. I am looking forward to hearing from you guys.

If you want more information about the spreadsheet model, I have an extensive write up that didn't fit in this post, but reach out to me and I will send you the full details. Thanks!