Me: Web application developer, tons of experience in python, php, NoSQL, devops. Looking to buy my wife a macbook, only about halfway there - unfortunately most of my salary goes into paying off debts from our wedding.
You: Have a project you've been looking to finance, want to get your ideas into the wild. I'm used to quick prototyping of web applications, and can turn your idea into a site you can show off on HN by next weekend :)
Email me at willworkformacbook@gmail.com or leave a comment here! If you'd prefer to hire me for the price of a 13" macbook, i won't complain!