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151.

The Immaculate Conception of ChatGPT

a year ago

4 points

152.

Open letter to the guy with "Dad" in his LinkedIn headline

a year ago

4 points

153.

Santa's Privacy Policy

15 years ago

4 points

154.

This is an ad targeted at Millennials

7 years ago

4 points

155.

My fully optimized life allows me ample time to optimize yours

9 years ago

4 points

156.

It’s Not You, It’s Quantitative Cost-Benefit Analysis

11 years ago

4 points

157.

Client Feedback On The Creation Of The Earth

12 years ago

4 points

158.

We're The Uber of Organ Transplants

13 years ago

4 points

159.

Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology

8 months ago

4 points

160.

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do

14 years ago

4 points

161.

The World Is Burning, but Want to Meet Up for Thirty-Four-Dollar Cocktails?

10 months ago

4 points

162.

There's No Reason We Can't Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied

a year ago

4 points

163.

Buying this thing will make me happy.

14 years ago

4 points

164.

Our Response to Rapid City, South Dakota’s Plans to Destroy a Slew of Novels

4 years ago

4 points

165.

Do you like me? Click Yes or No

15 years ago

4 points

166.

The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense

5 years ago

4 points

167.

George Carlin: Euphemism Fighter Supreme

6 years ago

4 points

168.

Alright, Fine, I’ll Add a Disclaimer to My Emails

6 years ago

4 points

169.

I am quitting exclamation points

6 years ago

4 points

170.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: If This Fusion Restaurant's Website Could Talk.

15 years ago

4 points

171.

An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community

7 years ago

4 points

172.

Our Friendship Is Transitioning to a Paid Subscription Model

8 years ago

4 points

173.

Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole

9 years ago

4 points

174.

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

3 years ago

3 points

175.

Calm Down Your phone Isn't Listening to Your Conversations (2024)

a year ago

3 points

176.

There's No Need to Wear a Mask on This Flight

4 years ago

3 points

177.

A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”

13 years ago

3 points

178.

audio.mcsweeneys.net

a year ago

3 points

179.

Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?

2 years ago

3 points

180.

Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job

2 years ago

3 points