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181.

Moderately Motivated Gen-Xer for Hire

7 years ago

3 points

182.

Attention shoppers: there's a new Foursquare mayor at this goddamn Safeway.

16 years ago

3 points

183.

Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

7 years ago

3 points

184.

In Which I Fix my Grandparents' Wifi and am Hailed as a Conquering Hero

13 years ago

3 points

185.

Sorry Guys,but I'll Be Cryosleeping Throughout the Rest of This Space Expedition

4 days ago

3 points

186.

Notes from a Egyptian Guy Whose Job Is Explaining That Humans Built the Pyramids

11 days ago

3 points

187.

I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning

8 months ago

3 points

188.

The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations

a year ago

3 points

189.

Dr. Indiana Jones discovers that his bid for tenure has been denied

a year ago

3 points

190.

I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

14 years ago

3 points

191.

Against Access (2021)

audio.mcsweeneys.net

a year ago

3 points

192.

Prospectus for Silicon Valley's next hot tech IPO

14 years ago

3 points

193.

The Millennial Captcha

2 years ago

3 points

194.

Due to falling enrollments, we will no longer offer courses in Romulan

2 years ago

3 points

195.

My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack

2 years ago

3 points

196.

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

3 years ago

3 points

197.

The Louvre Is Thrilled to Announce It Is Rebranding to “UVR”

3 years ago

3 points

198.

FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense

3 years ago

3 points

199.

Guidelines for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Submissions

3 years ago

3 points

200.

Give me anything that sparks joy in your soul and I will monetize it

3 years ago

3 points

201.

Email Addresses It Would Be Annoying to Give Out over the Phone [2004]

3 years ago

3 points

202.

Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords

4 years ago

3 points

203.

4 years ago

3 points

204.

Math Concepts Florida Finds Objectionable

4 years ago

Eddy_Viscosity2

3 points

205.

Poorly Researched Men's Fiction

4 years ago

3 points

206.

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

5 years ago

3 points

207.

McSweeney's reflects on restaurant outdoor seating spaces

5 years ago

3 points

208.

The Value of Email Disclaimers

6 years ago

3 points

209.

Habits of Highly Successful People

6 years ago

3 points

210.

Review of new iPad competitor - the Mead 100

15 years ago

3 points